Oasis’s career trajectory album by album:

1. Definitely Maybe: We’re gonna be the biggest band in the world!

2. (What’s The Story) Morning Glory?: We ARE the biggest band in the world!

3. Be Here Now: NOW we want to be GODS!

4. Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants: Fuuuuuuck, we fucked up. Regroup.

5. Heathen Chemistry: That last one sucked too. Um… Let’s try this?

6. Don’t Believe The Truth: We get it now - we’re terrible. But everyone WANTS us to be good so BAD! Fuck.

7. Dig Out Your Soul: Hey, remember your twenties?  Before you had kids, and you liked to get drunk all the time?  Well, this should kind of remind you of then.  It doesn’t? Fuck, being in a band is SO HARD.